Awooga! Warning! This is not what it seems.
I am new to the sex toy game, having spent one year consciously trying to shake off my Victorian discomfort with sex toys. This re-education takes place, usually, drunk and by marching myself into Ann Summers and making myself touch things (I think that's what they call aversion therapy?).
And thus I am now able to even speak words in the shop and talk to the staff. I have come out from behind my proverbial cushion.
Don't get me wrong - I still consciously try to be relaxed when walking in but at least I am able to purchase things without feeling like the pervert police are going to arrest me outside.
Which is how I came across this little piece of magic. I have found many of (ok, all of) the vibrators to be, well, lacking in some punch- specifically the clitoral stimulators - which is my thing. Some of them are so pathetic it's like being licked by kittens and leaves me feeling like I must have some kind of monster clitoris.
Thankfully, due to my new found confidence, I was able to voice this to the very lovely lady in Ann Summers who gave me a wink and said those magic words 'me too'. And she thus led me to the anal section and picked out the Moregasm Butt Plug. Oh god I wish it was called something else. I wish it was called the Use Wherever You Need Some Serious Vibration Vibrator. But it's not. It's called a Butt Plug. And yes it's for your butt.
BUT HEAR ME OUT. If you like clitoral stimulation this is The One. Personally, it doesn't need to go anywhere near my butt - but I'm sure it's excellent in that capacity also.
Compared to some of the high-end bands and considering how powerful it is, it's not a bad price either.
So pour yourself a glass of wine, turn off your phone and go forth, use it for whatever you want, and wherever you want.